I have the best friends a girl could ever ask for. A few years ago I got divorced. Naturally I was upset and really depressed. My squad of friends decided they needed to take matters into their own hands. They said we were going out. No more sitting around moping.

So we got all dolled up and off we went. I’d never been to the club before or even ever heard of it so I was a little skeptical. It didn’t take long to figure out what kind of bar it was, it was a male strip club. These guys were hot. I couldn’t pick my favorite if I had. So much testosterone.

It didn’t take the girls long to get me up on stage with one of the hunks. To my surprise halfway through the song he ripped his pants off and the biggest cock I’d ever seen was right in my face.

Needless to say I forgot all about the divorce. You can get a membership now and pay just $9.95 with this 67% off discount to Dancing Bear and join the party.